Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
💀 APPLYING THIRD-DEGREE BURNS…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse knows its audience.
The script for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse?
Just got out of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
The cinematography in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse actually is?
Rewatched Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse?
Everyone praising the Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
