@REEL_DEAL2025-12-10 12:00 UTC
TVF Pitchers put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
2015 · Comedy / Drama
TVF Pitchers
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED10%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED16%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
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— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2015
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-05 19:00 UTC
Laughed twice during TVF Pitchers. Once was a sneeze.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-03 05:00 UTC
TVF Pitchers is what improv class warned you about.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-01 17:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, TVF Pitchers.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.8k points
The cinematography in TVF Pitchers is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought TVF Pitchers was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 662 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in TVF Pitchers?
Everyone praising the TVF Pitchers performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in TVF Pitchers actually is?
Look, I wanted to love TVF Pitchers. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 968 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in TVF Pitchers?
Honestly, TVF Pitchers would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 486 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD