Watched Dangal so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Dangal
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
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If whispered monologues were currency, Dangal would settle the national debt.
Dangal confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
Dangal is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
The cinematography in Dangal is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Dangal. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Dangal?
Director clearly thought Dangal was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Dangal actually is?
Just got out of Dangal and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Unpopular opinion: Dangal is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Dangal last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
