@REEL_DEAL2026-01-13 04:00 UTC
If Your Name. was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
2016 · Animation / Drama / Fantasy / Romance
Your Name.
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED16%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED22%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2016
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Animation / Drama / Fantasy / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-06 15:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Your Name. would settle the national debt.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-18 03:00 UTC
Your Name.: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-08 16:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Your Name. would be banned for life.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.1k points
Hot Take: Your Name.'s third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Your Name. was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,055 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Your Name. actually is?
Honestly, Your Name. would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Your Name.?
Look, I wanted to love Your Name.. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Your Name. is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Your Name. and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
💬 1,591 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD