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Planet Earth II: nostalgia bait so transparent it should come with fishing licence paperwork.
2016 · Documentary / Family
Planet Earth II
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2016
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Documentary / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Planet Earth II actually is?
Just got out of Planet Earth II and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Planet Earth II is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Planet Earth II last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.5k points
Hot Take: Planet Earth II's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Planet Earth II performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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