@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-07 05:00 UTC
The Chosen confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
2017 · Drama / History
The Chosen
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2017
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Drama / History
PLOT SUMMARY
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STARRING CAST
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-04 04:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Chosen.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-02 10:00 UTC
The Chosen is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-16 07:00 UTC
If The Chosen was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Chosen?
Everyone praising the The Chosen performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.1k points
Unpopular opinion: The Chosen is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love The Chosen. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: The Chosen's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of The Chosen and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Chosen actually is?
Rewatched The Chosen last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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