@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-30 18:00 UTC
Slow Horses has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
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2022 · Drama / Thriller
Slow Horses
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED17%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED23%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2022
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
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STARRING CAST
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-30 10:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Slow Horses.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-30 01:00 UTC
If Slow Horses was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-14 15:00 UTC
Watched Slow Horses so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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Why is Slow Horses rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Slow Horses (2022) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 17/100.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Slow Horses fit best?+
Slow Horses works best as a modern catalog staple for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 17/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Slow Horses worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Slow Horses scores 17/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Slow Horses is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Slow Horses last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 333 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Slow Horses actually is?
Director clearly thought Slow Horses was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.7k points
Hot Take: Slow Horses's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Slow Horses would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 290 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD