@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-26 03:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Superman would be banned for life.
2025 · Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi
Superman
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LOCKED30%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-28 03:00 UTC
Superman treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-13 21:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Superman knows its audience.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-21 13:00 UTC
Superman: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in Superman is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Superman last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,828 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Superman?
Honestly, Superman would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,631 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.9k points
Hot Take: Superman's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Superman performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 0.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Superman is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Superman was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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