@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-09 13:00 UTC
The script for Fast Charlie feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
2023 · Action / Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
Fast Charlie
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2023
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-20 08:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Fast Charlie.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-25 12:00 UTC
Fast Charlie confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-12 20:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Fast Charlie. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Fast Charlie is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Fast Charlie performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Fast Charlie actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Fast Charlie. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Fast Charlie?
Honestly, Fast Charlie would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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