@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-05 20:00 UTC
If Parasite was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
2019 · Drama / Thriller
Parasite
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED15%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED21%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2019
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-18 11:00 UTC
Watched Parasite so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-24 13:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Parasite would settle the national debt.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-12 09:00 UTC
Parasite confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Parasite actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Parasite. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.2k points
The cinematography in Parasite is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Parasite would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Parasite?
Just got out of Parasite and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.3k points
Hot Take: Parasite's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Parasite was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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