@REEL_DEAL2026-01-28 04:00 UTC
Blue Planet II is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
2017 · Documentary / Family
Blue Planet II
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2017
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Documentary / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Blue Planet II?
Look, I wanted to love Blue Planet II. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Blue Planet II actually is?
Rewatched Blue Planet II last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Blue Planet II?
Just got out of Blue Planet II and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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