Watched Heart of the Beast so you don't have to. You're welcome.


“Plot holes? We fell in.”
Heart of the Beast
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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The science in Heart of the Beast has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
Heart of the Beast: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
Heart of the Beast has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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The cinematography in Heart of the Beast is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Heart of the Beast would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Heart of the Beast?
Director clearly thought Heart of the Beast was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Unpopular opinion: Heart of the Beast is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Heart of the Beast performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
