@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-16 13:00 UTC
Succession: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
2018 · Comedy / Drama
Succession
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2018
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-23 20:00 UTC
Succession put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-12 06:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Succession. Once was a sneeze.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-06 05:00 UTC
Succession is what improv class warned you about.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Succession is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Succession and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.8k points
Hot Take: Succession's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Succession performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Succession actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Succession. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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