Laughed twice during Bluey. Once was a sneeze.

Bluey
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
Cast information unavailable.
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Cried during Bluey. Mostly at the ticket price.
Even the popcorn looked bored during Bluey.
Bluey put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Bluey?
Just got out of Bluey and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Bluey actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Bluey. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Hot Take: Bluey's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Bluey was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
