@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-09 21:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Bluey. Once was a sneeze.
2018 · Animation / Short / Comedy / Family
Bluey
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED7%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED13%
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🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2018
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Animation / Short / Comedy / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-20 00:00 UTC
Cried during Bluey. Mostly at the ticket price.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-09 20:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Bluey.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-04 12:00 UTC
Bluey put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 0.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Bluey?
Just got out of Bluey and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Bluey actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Bluey. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.8k points
Hot Take: Bluey's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Bluey was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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