@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-09 03:00 UTC
Persona thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
2018 · Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
Persona
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED11%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED17%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2018
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
Public Roast Feed
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-20 03:00 UTC
The script for Persona feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-25 09:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Persona.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-27 19:00 UTC
Persona confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
— FROM THE WILD
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Persona?
Just got out of Persona and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
💬 1,669 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.4k points
The cinematography in Persona is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Persona would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.0k points
Hot Take: Persona's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Persona. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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