@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-21 03:00 UTC
If Send Help was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
2026 · Adventure / Horror / Thriller
Send Help
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED33%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED39%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Adventure / Horror / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-10 15:00 UTC
Send Help thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-05 03:00 UTC
Send Help treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-17 04:00 UTC
The script for Send Help feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.8k points
Hot Take: Send Help's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Send Help and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Send Help actually is?
Rewatched Send Help last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.1k points
Unpopular opinion: Send Help is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Send Help was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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