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The Last Dance: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
2020 · Documentary / Biography / History / Sport
The Last Dance
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2020
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Documentary / Biography / History / Sport
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-19 13:00 UTC
The Last Dance is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-25 02:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, The Last Dance would settle the national debt.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-12 15:00 UTC
The Last Dance narrates like it's being charged by the adjective.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Last Dance actually is?
Look, I wanted to love The Last Dance. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.5k points
The cinematography in The Last Dance is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the The Last Dance performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Last Dance?
Just got out of The Last Dance and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Last Dance?
Honestly, The Last Dance would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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