@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-10 11:00 UTC
Hamilton is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
2020 · Biography / Drama / History / Musical
Hamilton
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2020
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GENRE
Biography / Drama / History / Musical
PLOT SUMMARY
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STARRING CAST
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-20 07:00 UTC
If Hamilton was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-24 23:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Hamilton.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-27 02:00 UTC
Watched Hamilton so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.0k points
The cinematography in Hamilton is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Hamilton last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.5k points
Hot Take: Hamilton's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Hamilton was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Hamilton?
Honestly, Hamilton would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.3k points
Unpopular opinion: Hamilton is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Hamilton and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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