@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-25 13:00 UTC
If 1917 was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
2019 · Drama / War
1917
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED18%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2019
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / War
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-28 08:00 UTC
Watched 1917 so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-29 12:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, 1917 would settle the national debt.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-29 20:00 UTC
1917 confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.7k points
Hot Take: 1917's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love 1917. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 1,113 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.9k points
Unpopular opinion: 1917 is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the 1917 performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in 1917?
Director clearly thought 1917 was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.5k points
The cinematography in 1917 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, 1917 would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,238 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD