@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-03 19:00 UTC
Watched Euphoria so you don't have to. You're welcome.
2019 · Drama
Euphoria
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED19%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED25%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2019
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-02 11:00 UTC
Euphoria: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-01 13:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Euphoria would settle the national debt.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-15 21:00 UTC
Euphoria has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Euphoria is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Euphoria. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.4k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Euphoria actually is?
Everyone praising the Euphoria performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.7k points
The cinematography in Euphoria is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Euphoria and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Euphoria's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Euphoria last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,257 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD