@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-07 05:00 UTC
Our Planet narrates like it's being charged by the adjective.
2019 · Documentary / Family
Our Planet
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2019
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Documentary / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-19 04:00 UTC
Our Planet has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-09 22:00 UTC
Our Planet is two hours of talking heads agreeing with themselves on a moving B-roll.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-05 01:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Our Planet.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Our Planet?
Everyone praising the Our Planet performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.5k points
The cinematography in Our Planet is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Our Planet and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Our Planet actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Our Planet. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Our Planet is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Our Planet last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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