@REEL_DEAL2025-12-18 20:00 UTC
Reacher has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
2022 · Action / Crime / Drama / Thriller
Reacher
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2022
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Crime / Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-09 23:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Reacher.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-05 07:00 UTC
If Reacher was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-02 18:00 UTC
Watched Reacher so you don't have to. You're welcome.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.9k points
Hot Take: Reacher's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Reacher and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Reacher?
Honestly, Reacher would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Reacher actually is?
Director clearly thought Reacher was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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