Cried during Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. Mostly at the ticket price.

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🔥 CHARRING THE SCRIPT…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
Cast information unavailable.
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse knows its audience.
The script for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse?
Look, I wanted to love Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Unpopular opinion: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse actually is?
Director clearly thought Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
