The Most Roasted Thriller Movies, Ranked & Roasted

An idyllic summer town descends into madness when an ice cream man serves kids sweet delights with horrifying results.

After the world's population has been ravaged by a pandemic, a man lives a lonesome existence in a Colorado airplane hangar with his dog and a dour gunman he has befriended. When a mysterious transmission comes through on the radio while he’s flying his old Cessna, it sparks a hunt for the provenance of the sound.

After a mysterious cosmic event rips Oak Street from suburbia and transports their neighborhood to someplace unknown, the Platt family soon discovers that their very survival depends on them sticking together as they navigate their now unrecognizable surroundings.

Overwhelmed by her sister Hunter’s death, Jax connects with Luce, Hunter’s fearless friend. To heal, they attempt the infamous plank walk of Mount Kwan in Thailand. After a sudden rockslide leaves them stranded on a fragile plank 3000 feet in the air, Jax must confront her deepest fears and fight for survival to find closure.

Further events unfold as a new Ghostface killer or killers emerges, once again targeting a group of individuals. The story continues to explore themes of legacy, trauma, and the nature of horror franchises, as characters confront the escalating violence and try to unmask the identity of the assailant.

A 'National Geographic' film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who takes them along on his quest to capture the world's largest — and deadliest — snake.

After the loss of her husband, a woman seeks solace with her in-laws in their secluded family home. As one by one they are transformed into Deadites—turning the gathering into a family reunion from hell—she comes to discover that the vows she took in life... live on even in death.

The story centers on a romantic relationship that takes a dark turn, evolving into a dangerous obsession. As the intensity escalates, the characters find themselves entangled in a web of psychological manipulation and terror. The narrative explores the destructive consequences of unchecked desire and the blurred lines between love and madness.

A seasoned but aging police detective becomes entangled in a dangerous criminal underworld when a series of violent and meticulously planned heists terrorizes the city. As the detective races against time to identify the culprits and prevent further chaos, they confront moral dilemmas and uncover a complex conspiracy that challenges their understanding of justice. The investigation pushes the detective to their limits, forcing them to make difficult choices with far-reaching consequences.

In the near future, a clandestine organization discovers a powerful new energy source that could revolutionize global power dynamics. As rival factions vie for control, a rogue operative must navigate a high-stakes conspiracy to prevent the weaponization of this technology. The fate of international stability hinges on their ability to neutralize the threat before it escalates into widespread conflict.

In a new chapter of his career, Jack Ryan is drawn into a covert conflict that threatens global stability. He uncovers a conspiracy involving powerful factions and must race against time to expose the truth and prevent widespread devastation. Ryan navigates a dangerous world of espionage and political maneuvering, where allegiances are fluid and the stakes are impossibly high.

A young woman takes on a live-in position as a housemaid for a wealthy and reclusive family. As she navigates the opulent but isolated household, she uncovers unsettling secrets within the family's dynamics and the estate's hidden past. Her presence gradually reveals a complex web of deceit and psychological tension, leading her to question the true nature of her employers and her own safety.

A gifted but struggling musician working at a piano tuning business becomes entangled in a dangerous criminal underworld. His extraordinary auditory skills, initially used for his craft, unexpectedly link him to a complex scheme. As he navigates this thrilling and illicit world, his life intertwines with a captivating individual, forcing him to confront difficult choices about his future and the price of his involvement.

In a post-apocalyptic future, a survivor navigates a world reshaped by a devastating pandemic. He lives in solitude with his dog and a small community at an old airport, using a small plane to patrol the perimeter and search for supplies. As resources dwindle and the threat of other survivors looms, he embarks on a dangerous journey prompted by a mysterious radio transmission, hoping to find a new beginning.

A scuba diver is swallowed by a sperm whale and must navigate the creature's immense internal anatomy to find a way out before his oxygen supply runs out. Simultaneously, his estranged father races against time to locate and rescue him. The film explores themes of survival and reconciliation within this extraordinary predicament.

A slacker teenager discovers that his right hand has become possessed by an evil entity and is committing gruesome murders. He struggles to control the murderous appendage while also trying to hide the escalating body count from his parents and the local authorities. With the help of his equally slacker friends, who also fall victim to the supernatural terror, he sets out to sever the demonic hand before it can cause more mayhem.

A series of high-end jewel heists plaguing the Pacific Coast Highway leads investigators to suspect a notorious thief is at work. As police intensify their efforts, a detective known for his relentless pursuit believes he has identified the perpetrator. The tension escalates as the hunt for the elusive criminal reaches a critical point, placing both sides in a dangerous cat-and-mouse game.

This genre-blending film explores a narrative centered on the convergence of terrifying unknown elements and an intense romantic relationship. As scientific advancements push boundaries, a looming threat emerges, intertwining with the characters' personal lives. The story navigates thrilling suspense and unsettling discoveries within this complex romantic and sci-fi horror landscape.

MMA fighter Cole Young is unaware of his heritage, or why Outworld's Emperor Shang Tsung has sent his best warrior, Sub-Zero, to hunt Cole down. Fearing for his family's safety, Cole goes in search of Sonya Blade at the direction of Jax, a Special Forces Major who bears the same strange dragon marking Cole was born with. He soon finds himself at the temple of Lord Raiden, protector of Earthrealm, who grants sanctuary to those who bear the mark. Here, Cole trains with experienced fighters Liu Kang, Kung Lao and the rogue mercenary Kano, as he prepares to stand with Earth's greatest champions against the enemies of Outworld in a high stakes battle for the universe.

An insomniac office worker looking for a way to change his life crosses paths with a devil-may-care soap maker and they form an underground fight club that evolves into something much, much more. Their unconventional arrangement escalates as they explore primal urges and challenge societal norms, leading to unforeseen consequences for both men.

An orphaned twelve-year-old girl forms an unusual relationship with a professional hitman in New York City after her family is murdered. He reluctantly takes her in and teaches her the tools of his trade, while she in turn helps him with domestic tasks and attempts to teach him to read. Their bond deepens as they navigate the dangerous world that surrounds them, seeking a form of justice and protection.

Following a deadly boat explosion in the harbor, a sole survivor recounts a complex tale to federal agents, detailing how a group of professional criminals were brought together by a mysterious figure known only as Keyser Söze. As the survivor narrates the events leading up to the disaster, the investigators try to piece together the truth behind Söze's elusive identity and the motivations for the criminals' involvement, questioning the reliability of the narrative presented.

In 1984 East Germany, a dedicated Stasi agent, Gerd Wiesler, is assigned to conduct surveillance on a renowned playwright and his actress girlfriend. Wiesler meticulously documents their lives, listening in on their conversations and observing their daily activities. As he continues his assignment, he becomes increasingly drawn into their world, and his perspective on the state and its citizens begins to shift.

In the near future, a clandestine organization operates outside the bounds of conventional authority, possessing advanced technology and a hidden agenda. As a critical global event known as "Disclosure Day" approaches, the organization's secretive activities begin to intersect with the lives of several seemingly unconnected individuals. These characters soon find themselves entangled in a high-stakes mystery that threatens to unravel the truth behind Disclosure Day and expose the organization's true objectives.

In the aftermath of World War II, a psychiatrist is tasked with assessing the mental state of high-ranking Nazi officials awaiting trial at Nuremberg. As he delves into their psyches, he confronts the complexities of justice and accountability on a global scale. The psychiatrist navigates the charged atmosphere, aiming to understand the minds responsible for immense atrocities and ensure a fair legal process.

A secretary embezzles money from her employer and flees, seeking refuge at a remote motel. The Bates Motel is run by a peculiar young man named Norman and his mother. Her stay there takes an unexpected and terrifying turn.

When a painter rents a secluded cabin to jump start her creativity, she has sex with a ghost and finds herself part of his plan to bring itself back to life.

The fear of the fiercely obsessive woman who deprives her best friend of her husband. An emotionally charged movie starring Hitomi Kuroki, Masato Furuoya, and Hisako Manda.

In the midst of a major bridge project connecting two regions, life after life is lost during its construction. Yuda, along with his sister and mother, infiltrates the construction company where their father was killed to prove that the project's sacrificer are real.

Sexy girl seduces all the members of her family. She indirectly causes the failure of his father's marriage, for her stepmother falls in love with her. Then, she has affairs with her father's stepson, and with the farm housekeeper. She and some friends are also raped by some bad guys. But they all celebrate the ruin of traditional family values.

A giant thirty-five-foot shark becomes trapped in a SeaWorld theme park and it's up to the sons of police chief Brody to rescue everyone.

When successful business man refuses to save the business of his former partner he has his wife and her student kidnapped. The former partner plans to take his revenge by forcing both women into sexual slavery by training them as SM porn stars.

A young designer falls under a man's erotic spell and is drawn into a world of sexual abandon from which she may never return.

Nadine and Manu are two mad women, as tidy as can be, almost perfectionists. They have several things in common: extreme sex, drugs, beer and the trigger. They find the solution to their problems with guns and beware to those who dare to get in their way!

A recently cheated on married woman falls for a younger man who has moved in next door, but their torrid affair soon takes a dangerous turn.

A road trip to Los Angeles inadvertently leads a young man from Wyoming into a wild maze of psychotic hit-men, racy women, jewel thieves and a salsa band.

There exists an ancient manuscript still writing itself called the Lexicon. It supposedly tells of the coming of the Anti-Christ, and happens to fall into the hands of an unsuspecting woman. Now, she is being pursued by angels intent on obtaining the information from the book.

Dr. Feinstone escapes from the mental hospital where he has been held ever since his wife's adultery sent him on a deranged killing spree. Hoping to resume a normal life, he makes his way to a quiet Midwestern town and establishes himself in a new practice under an assumed name. Things are starting to look up for Dr. 'Caine' – that is, until the day he catches his new love in the arms of someone else. As before, the impact of romantic betrayal sends him over the edge into madness and murder, with his unfortunate patients once again bearing the brunt of his hostility.

Su-yeon, a cellist in an orchestra led by her fiancé and conductor Sung-jin, disappears one day, leaving behind only a video recording. Sung-jin is devasted over the loss of Su-yeon, but feels a strong attraction to Mi-ju, a cellist who fills in for his fiancée. Then one rainy night, Sung-jin and Mi-ju get swept away by their mutual desires for each other and commit an unforgivable act at Su-yeon's house.

Darius Stone's criminal record and extreme sports obsession make him the perfect candidate to be the newest XXX agent. He must save the U.S. government from a deadly conspiracy led by five-star general and Secretary of Defense George Deckert.

Nick makes an extraterrestrial discovery that he decides will cure his wife of her terminal illness.

A former assassin, known as The Bride, awakens from a four-year coma and embarks on a quest for revenge against her former boss and his team, who betrayed and attempted to kill her and her unborn child on her wedding day. Her bloody journey spans continents as she systematically tracks down each member of the assassination squad, culminating in a final confrontation with Bill. This version combines both volumes of the original film into a single, uncut narrative.

Iconoclastic, take-no-prisoners cop John McClane, finds himself for the first time on foreign soil after traveling to Moscow to help his wayward son Jack - unaware that Jack is really a highly-trained CIA operative out to stop a nuclear weapons heist. With the Russian underworld in pursuit, and battling a countdown to war, the two McClanes discover that their opposing methods make them unstoppable heroes.

Toni and Emma are brother and sister who owns a stable farm. Ramon and his son, Aaron works for them. Toni is openly gay and loves to party, Emma has a crush on Aaron who is a closeted gay who is afraid that his father might find out, but his father also has a secret.

When a devoted husband and father is left home alone for the weekend, two stranded young women unexpectedly knock on his door for help. What starts out as a kind gesture results in a dangerous seduction and a deadly game of cat and mouse.

When a deadly airborne virus threatens to wipe out the northeastern United States, teacher Elliot Moore and his wife Alma flee from contaminated cities into the countryside in a fight to discover the truth. Is it terrorism, the accidental release of some toxic military bio weapon -- or something even more sinister?

When Albert Stockwell comes home from work one day he finds a note from his wife of 15 years, Nancy, saying she has gone to see friends. After waiting several days, Albert realizes that his wife is missing. Nancy has met her salvation on the Internet in the form of Louis Farley. Nancy and Louis, both wounded souls, take comfort in one another through e-mail, pictures, and promises of perverse sexual encounters.

Heather Mason and her father have been on the run, always one step ahead of dangerous forces that she doesn't fully understand. Now on the eve of her 18th birthday, plagued by horrific nightmares and the disappearance of her father, Heather discovers she's not who she thinks she is. The revelation leads her deeper into a demonic world that threatens to trap her forever.